Thursday, April 14, 2011

New and Improved! Better Tasting! Fortified with Vitamins and Minerals!

So I kept up with this really well for a month or so. Then I moved, had a bunch of other crap happen, and kind of fell off. Looking back over the posts I see some commonalities and differences: some are really great, some are pretty crappy, some are funny, others are hostile, some are easy and some are trying too hard. But they're all too long. So brevity is the name of the game now. I think this will represent an improvement. And I just heard a small sigh of relief (looking at you, Jackie). There may still be an grand essay from time to time, but I'm not in college anymore, so don't count on it. I will contribute every day that I can and you are invited to contribute as well. There may also be a migration over to word press in the near future, more to come on that...umm...in the future...
Today's thought: Glenn Beck got kinda'-fired from Fox News. Maybe they are moving away from divisive and erratic hate speech? Or maybe people really aren't that nuts? Or maybe P-Diddy was right all along: it really is all about the Benjamin's. Baby. Either way, it can't be anything but good. Maybe all of these guys and gals are on their way out the door. Maybe we'll have real news again one day. As much as my liberal friends decry the Fox News, there are channels and shows that pander to the liberal audience as well. They are just as much a part of the problem. Information should never be beholden to any interest but its own: being known.

This psuedo-firing can go in the right direction for all of us, but it needs to be a demand by the people and for the people. I leave you with a thought that I happen to think is pretty freakin' excellent (and relevant):

"A general dissolution of principles and manners will more surely overthrow the liberties of America than the whole force of the common enemy. While the people are virtuous they cannot be subdued; but when once they lose their virtue then will be ready to surrender their liberties to the first external or internal invader."
-Samuel Adams

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

What have you people done????

Damn it's great to be back. It's been nearly 2 months, but get over it. I've been busy. Beyond busy. I'll do my best not to let it happen again, but it wasn't really my choice this time either. So dry your eyes, and let's begin.

To recap what I've missed: The Middle East is in chaos, the rights of women in America are being viscously assaulted, civil servants are being demonized, the rich are getting richer, the poor are getting poorer, the Republican Party has started the circus side-show roll call for 2012 presidential candidates, education funding is being gutted, Japan is pretty much done for, the global economy may actually be getting worse, houses won't sell, corporations won't invest, the US is engaged in 4 wars that we can't afford, the Hope and Change Guy seems to be offering neither of the two, I'm sure there are things happening in Europe too (but let's face it, we don't really care), and on top of it...the planet we rely on for survival seems to be shaking us off like a bad hangover.

F*ck.

I'm gone for less than 40 days and you guys let this happen? It will be a long time before I feel comfortable leaving you to your own devices again. Let's address it all, shall we? Someone's got to clean up this mess.

The Middle East - it's long overdue for these guys and gals. Let's just hope it all goes in the right direction when the dust settles. Lots o' pundits asking why it isn't happening here. Answer? Running water. Most of us still eat pretty well, still have access to entertainment, basic freedoms haven't really been hit any harder than Bushy Jr. hit them, and we like blowing shit up. But above all, we have sinks toilets and showers. When that stops, the rich are screwed. Until then, volunteer in your community for a few hours a week and vote. Do what you can when you can.

Pro-Life v. Pro-Choice - one day I will address this in a poignant essay that will be reprinted in magazines, newspapers, and aggregated headline feeds across the western world. Today is not that day. Today I will point out that abortions have been happening since ancient Egypt, and probably before then too. Why make a woman do this in a back alley with a coat hanger? You can't stop abortions, and with modern pharmacology you probably won't even reduce them, you'll just make them less humane, which in turn will affect the fetus even more negatively. The only thing worse than death to you religious types is a slow and painful death. Until my essay is composed, please see Freakonomics and The Cider House Rules for more comprehensive emotional and rational reasonings.  

Rich getting richer v. poor getting poorer - Stratification limits opportunity. This is going to screw us all over. I say this from my comfortable house in my quiet and crime-less suburban neighborhood. For you Reaganonimicists, trickle down isn't working. For you socialists, get better at PR. The American Dream has us all convinced we are just temporarily not uber wealthy. 95% of the world makes less than I do, and I'm not even in the top 25% in the USA. Does this situation seem tenable to you? Me either. Which do you think is temporary? Yup - the lots of money one.

2012 - The best hope that any of us have for the 2012 election is that an act of god/buddah/gaia/whatever will delay campaigning for as long as humanly possible. The shorter it lasts the better we will all be. I'm thinking October 2012 will be the next time I flip to a news broadcast on TV.

Education funding - We need teachers. They deserve to be paid very well. If you don't believe this, please find the nearest gun and chew on the barrel while pulling the trigger. We all need food, water and air, and you don't deserve any if you don't recognize the value of public servants.

Japan/The Earth - Show Japan some love. Nuclear power is still the best thing we've got (which sucks, but is true), and we need the Japanese to continue advancing technology for us, cause we're not getting it done. Global warming is real, it is happening, it is getting worse. Take a bus, walk to the store, use a fan in lieu of the A/C or an extra blanket in lieu of the heat. Cut back by choice before we have to cut back by force.

Houses/the economy/corporations - It's time to go medieval on these corporate punks. Hire. Hire and people will have money to spend on the crap you sell. Like houses. It's win/win. If 'trickle down' is so successful, the turn on the spigot, bitches. If it's not, which seems obvious at this point, let's do some redistribution in the form of hiring. Don't want the feds to do it for you? Do it yourself. The best defense against socialism is successful capitalism. Go. Hire. Win.

Obama/War - The only reason the supporting Libya is coming under fire is because we are over-committed elsewhere. I'm disappointed. I expected more from you, sir. As did everyone else that cast their vote for hope and change. You have at least a year and a half left and I hope you spend it wisely.

Europe - whatever. I still ask, and have not received a satisfactory answer: If America is better than everyone else in the world, why do we work so many more hours and years of our lives to come out with less for ourselves and each other? I want health CARE not health insurance. I want to retire someday. I want what so many others have, and I work for it, but will likely never receive it. Are we resigned to mediocrity? It seems so.

More later? Yes. Until then, think.

Friday, February 11, 2011

Actionable Thoughts

As many of you already know, the State of Texas has somehow lost $25 billion. Wouldn't it be nice to have that kind of money to lose? And of course, they will build the bridge over the deficit on the backs of the poor and our children. Why tax an oil company when you can stick it to the kids?

How funny that the same people that decry running federal deficits because of their impact on the children turn around and defy the constitution of Texas by allowing education funding to dip below mandated levels, thereby screwing over the same children they claim to protect.

This is beyond hypocrisy. It's what urban dictionary aficionados would refer to as bungholery. It's posturing. It's arrogant, needless, shortsighted, and dangerous.

So they want 13% cuts in a state that already falls $6 billion short of the funding it needs to properly educate it's children. How can we allow this? As a Democrat, you cannot allow your children's future to be stripped to cover a deficit the Republicans built. As a Republican, you cannot allow the constitution of the State of Texas to be defecated upon. School funding is protected by the very document that gave life to this state. The document that protects us, empowers us, and defines us. Both sides of the aisle should be up in arms. If they are not, then they are not doing their job - they are not serving you, their constituent.

Yes, there are reforms that are badly needed to school funding. Yes, there are cuts that could be made, need to be made. But these cuts must be made as a result of vision and strategic planning, not blind desperation.

Those of you who think this will not impact your life are sadly mistaken. If this passes, what's next? Next year the deficit will be even larger, this has already been stated as fact. Where do the cuts come then? Do private schools start paying taxes? Do magnet schools get shuttered? Do football programs get the axe? Do teacher/student ratios change? Do we start hiring teachers based on price instead of quality? Do we lose great educators and administrators?

If this measure passes, the question becomes "when", not "if".

America leads the world in creativity, and that's about all we have left. I don't mean that as an insult, just a reality check. American minds created the iInternet. Google. Facebook. Twitter. And the iPhone. To cut funding from Art programs, and other special programs, is to cut our future off at the knees. We are moving into a future where creativity will be a prerequisite to maintaining the most basic of survival needs. Competition for virtually everything else is already slipping beyond our means. We cannot compete in the labor market without sacrificing quality of life. We cannot compete in the service sector like we used to. Financially, we were brought to our knees and have had trouble standing again. But we're still the best, because no one thinks like we think. And we honed these skills in our public schools.

We cannot allow school funding to be cut. To do so is to allow our lawmakers to rob the future to pay for the past. This is the simplest thing you will ever be asked to do for your children and your state: Make a call. There are no speeches to write, no arguments to have, no punditry or pontification. It's simple: "Vote to cut school funding, and in the next election I will vote against you. Vote to preserve it now and forever, and you will have my support in the fall." That's it. That really is all you have to do. Leave a message with the secretary, the voice mail box, or the volunteer answering the phones.

Go here: http://www.fyi.legis.state.tx.us/

Find your rep. Make the call. Force change.

Then go here to join the cause and spread the word:  http://www.causes.com/causes/576960

Thanks for reading. If you disagree, then return your high school diploma, which will in turn nullify your college diploma. Then go tell your HR rep you lied on your resume, and enjoy life in the gutter.

Friday, February 4, 2011

Cold Thoughts

Day two of my bus riding adventure was postponed by an act of war. Yes, dear readers, we American's are involved in yet another war. And of course, the liberal media (a wholly owned subsidiary of News Corp) has failed to bring it to your attention. They're probably trying to hide yet another thing this awful president with a lowly 60% approval rating and a massive list of social and economic successes has allowed to happen. So allow me to inform you of the latest developments: The attack came by surprise in the middle of the night. At 4am on February 1st, 2011, Canadian weather waged war on the state of Texas, concentrating its most brutal attacks on the city of Dallas. We woke up to a catastrophic war zone. Nearly 2 inches of solid ice blanketed our fair city, crippling our non-existent defenses against such weather systems. It was an abomination. It brought our means of transportation and economic proliferation to a grinding halt. Everything closed, with the notable exception of the brave patriots at 7-11.

We do not posses salt trucks, snow plows, or even shovels with which to tend to our own driveways. We were caught helpless and unaware, with our proverbial thermal underpants down. (We don't have those either.) 13 degree temperatures ravaged our meager insulating preparations, designed to combat heat instead of cold. They must have known that our homes are designed to retain cold air, thus making their plot as ruthless as it was ingenious. The ravages of their low pressure systems brought our temperature down to degree marks that our thermometers were not built to handle.

So I got Tuesday off of work. I'm sure one day it will be declared a national holiday, but again, with the dirty liberal media outposts in this country that refuse to report on anything but what their corporate owners deem necessary, the heroes of this day may forever go unsung.

Wednesday we were called back into the office. The ice was still present, and as fresh as the horrors lodged deep within our hearts and minds. Unspeakable horrors like having to wear a sweater and a coat at the same time. I won't go into detail, but scarves were involved.

I drove to work. Bus resolution fail. I did it, and I'm not proud of it, but at least I'm honest. Barely able to forgive myself, I resumed the bus riding again on Thursday. The trip to work was lovely. DART win. The story of the trip home, however, is a story of almost unbelievable proportions.

The 463 picks me up a mere 40 feet from the front door of my building at 5:31PM sharp, Monday through Friday. Or at least it is supposed to. On this fated day it arrived after 6PM. Don't worry, driver, I love standing outside in 3 degree wind chill.

Finally, the bus arrived. Having grown up as a white male in middle class America, I expected a drury ride home full of complaints and malicious remonstrations of the mass transit system from my fellow passengers. Surely we would brood and commiserate on our unfortunate circumstances. Instead, the hypothesis posed in my last post (go here: http://politifarce.blogspot.com/2011/02/transitional-thoughts.html) was proven. I am the outsider here. The sore thumb. The stranger in a foreign land. You see, the atmosphere on the bus that cold, dark night resembled a reunion of old army buddies more than it did the reality of the situation. It was...fun. Virtually everyone was talking to everyone else. Exciting stories of the days events were shared and enjoyed. Jokes were made at no one's expense, many of which were shockingly creative and funny. And I don't mean that 'within the context of an otherwise miserable situation', it was genuine humor. As I said mere sentences ago, it was fun.

Why was I surprised? Because I was assuming instead of thinking. What happens within a crowd at the airport when a plane is late? Misery. Anger. Belligerent behavior, empty threats, promises of revenge in the form of economic sanctions against the offending airline. It's a catastrophe. And it is fully self induced. When we feel entitled to something, for whatever reason, we are much less likely to be able to cope with disappointment. We feel put out, inconvenienced, even cheated. But the less we expect others to do for us, the more likely we are to manufacture our own perspective. The more apt we are to turn inconvenience into pleasure, cold temperatures into warm smiles, a late bus into a good time.

How fitting then that the same man screaming at the airline ticketing agent for his inconvenience is very likely to be the same man who doesn't feel that he should help feed our poor, or care for our sick. For he is entitled to something better than the rest of us. It's similar to the illusion of the self-made millionaire. No one does anything alone, certainly not achieving success. Every employer, employee, lender, borrower, consumer, or maker that you worked with (or used) to get to where you are is just as much a part of what you did as you are. Without them, you would be both lonely and broke. How soon we forget, I guess the air up at the top is thin and slows brain function.

A successful society requires a delicate balance of self-reliance and collective effort, just like a good bus ride home. Yet the definitions that we work with to define both of those concepts are too narrow and restrictive. They are not opposites, rather they are dependent variables in a simple equation. An equation that contains many other variables, like memory and pride, but is simple to balance nonetheless.

If the poop hits the air conditioner, and society collapses upon itself, you won't find me huddled in the north 'burbs clinging to a gun and a sense of fear. You will find me in the 'hood', because at least they know how to have a good time when things aren't going their way.

Agree or disagree, thanks for reading, and thanks for thinking.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

transitional thoughts

It feels good to be back, doesn't it folks? I know there's been a delay since the last post, but you'll get over it. Trust me. I promised no filler when I started this, and I intend to keep that promise. Now dry your eyes and let's get going.

Yesterday I began a new phase in my life: I took the bus to work for the very first time. In fact, it was the first time I have ridden a bus, outside of a school field trip, ever. Needless to say, it made me think.

Now those of you who don't live in Dallas may have already stopped reading, but here in the Big D, this is kind of a big deal. I lived in Chicago for a while and I've visited the Big Apple a time or two, so I'm familiar with decent and efficient public transportation. Let's define this for you non-Dallas-residents. Decent and efficient, in regards to public transportation, means the kind that takes you from a place you may want to live to a place you may want to go in a somewhat timely manner, and also at times that may be convenient to the average Joe's routine. To provide some context, it must be noted that DART (Dallas' mass transit market monopoly holder) does none of the above.

To provide further context let me relate to you a short story. My office recently moved. We are directly up the street from Addison, a suburb of Dallas that literally has more bars and restaurants than residents. I noted while gazing from my 13th story office window that a favorite eatery of mine was in plain sight, and mentioned that we should amble there one fine spring day. The reaction was incredulous. 'Too far to walk' was the general consensus. So I leaned on our dear friends (unless you're a Chinese dissident) at Google and mapped out the trip. Three tenths of a mile. I expected the case to be closed, and a date to be set. But alas, this was still too far. It may take a whole 10 minutes. Someone really said that. Note that I do not work with the elderly or infirmed. These were all late-twenties/early thirties males. I mentioned that in no other city in the world would people consider driving such a trivially short distance. My arguments went unheard. In Dallas, we do a lot of things, but walking isn't one of them. In fact, outdoor recreation of any kind is banned without a significant investment in toys with which to do it, but that's for another day. In Dallas, we drive. Everywhere.

DART operates a train system that is sleek, new, clean, and runs straight north and south. My commute so happens to be west to east, so I take the filthy bus. It should be noted at this point that the author takes no artistic license in using the word 'filthy'. There were Funions in my seat.  Funions the snack product.  The one that mimics the flavor of onion rings fried in garlic oil after marinating in stoner day dreams.

But clean and dirty are not what this is about. This is about a thought on thoughts, so let us commence.

Every day on the way into my office building I see pretty much the same people. I often spend awkward quality time enjoying the wafts of their hangovers and farts in the elevator. And we acknowledge each other, often going so far as to communicate verbally. There is a familiarity hosted by routine and the easy common ground of geography and all of its wonderful accoutrement's like sports teams and weather. So one would assume that the same might be true of the bus. These people, at least a significant majority of them, must travel this same route daily at the same time. If they did not then the very spirit, as well as the economic lifeblood of mass transit would be defeated.  But there are no glances.  Not a single hint of recognition.  If verbal communication is simply too much, then a passing glance, a nod, any kind of acknowledgement. Nothing. If they do know each other on some level, even the most basic level of circumstantial similarity, there is no sign of it. The only conclusion I can draw is that somehow they must lack any form of commonality. Even though the means of transit is the same, the reasons behind it are far too varied. From the teenager digging change out of his pockets hoping it will cover the fare to his girlfriend's place, to the woman riding the bus from the same starting place as me to the same building as me, everyone on a DART bus is there for a reason that is wholly unique to them. After all, in a city that drives, why are you on the bus?

Then it occurs to me that I have several reasons.  It's emotional: I suffer from severe road rage, and the commute to work starts and ends my day on the wrong foot. It's logical:  I am a crappy driver, and not driving is a win/win for me and society. It's political: I believe firmly in the spirit of mass transit, and that it is and can be functional for most. It's economical: I'm cheap, preferring to use the money most would put towards a car payment for other things that I find far more valuable, like not using credit cards. It's environmental: I'm reducing my impact on this planet significantly.

But even those reasons have commonalities - they are reasons that justify a choice. And some days I may not make the choice to ride the bus. I may drive, or bum a ride from my hetero life partner (aka: the wife). And maybe that's why I can't see the recognitions. Maybe I'm the outsider here. Maybe the lack of recognition is a retainer of anonymity. Maybe it provides a firmer illusion of security. Maybe it's some social fear, with or without good reason. Maybe it's just too early in the morning. Maybe maybe maybe and blah blah blah. I think that 'outsider' comment was closest to the truth...

As the bus makes its exit from my day, stage right, after depositing a handful of us off on the corner, I observe the final collapse of commonality as I turn and walk towards the side of the street where the suburbs begin and the city ends, and notice I am suddenly traveling alone.

Take the bus to work tomorrow, it will give you plenty of time to think.